Should you be looking to snare yourself a multi-millionaire in 2013, then we're sad to report that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is officially from the market after marrying playmate Crystal Harris. We bet you're GUTTED.
The ceremony happened at 86-year-old Hef's Los Angeles home (known by you as the Playboy Mansion) on New Year's Eve, with the happy couple taking to Twitter (where else?) to announce the news.
"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my favorite Man. Love that girl!" tweeted Hef, along with a picture from the newlyweds.
Keith's his brother, in the event you were wondering.
He followed up with another picture, that one with the message: "Happy New Year from Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner!"
Before the ceremony, Crystal, 26, tweeted: "Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling happy, lucky, and blessed."
And, like someone who's been practising her married signature for months, the model has already changed her name on Twitter to Crystal Hefner.
The following morning, Crystal - who replaced Holly Madison as Hef's 'number one girlfriend' in 2008 - tweeted pictures of her dress in all it's glory, and of herself with her new husband and her new mum. Who, incidentally, is all about thirty years younger than the daughter's new hubby. Which isn't weird whatsoever, is it?
It's not the very first time Hugh's tried to take Crystal in the aisle either. The pair were because of get hitched in June 2011, but Crystal called the whole thing off (possibly at the thought of seeing Hugh's crinkly old bottom) days before the ceremony, depsite the truth that a copy of Playboy together with her around the front and the headline 'Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner' was already winging its way to stores all over the world.
Following the split, Crystal went on the infamous Howard Stern radio show (you realize, the main one celebs go on when they want to say something totally wild and controversial) where she discussed their sex life, revealing that they'd only got serious once.
The happy couple tied the knot on New Year's Eve - although early on, we imagine, to ensure that Hugh didn't miss his bedtime. We simply can't imagine what this 26-year-old gal sees within this 86-year-old MULTI-MILLIONAIARE.
If you were looking to snare yourself a multi-millionaire in 2013, then we're sad to report that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is officially off the market after marrying playmate Crystal Harris. We bet you're GUTTED.
The ceremony took place at 86-year-old Hef's La home (known on your part because the Playboy Mansion) on New Year's Eve, with the happy couple taking to Twitter (where else?) to announce the news.
"Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve within the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man. Love that girl!" tweeted Hef, along with a picture from the newlyweds.
Keith's his brother, in case you were wondering.
They're laughing because they are all aware that those stairs have seen a LOT of ladies walk up them. He followed up with another picture, that one using the message: "Happy Year from Mr. and Mrs. Hugh Hefner!"
Before the ceremony, Crystal, 26, tweeted: "Today may be the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed."
And, like someone who's been practising her married signature for months, the model has already changed her name on Twitter to Crystal Hefner.
The following morning, Crystal - who replaced Holly Madison as Hef's 'number one girlfriend' in 2008 - tweeted pictures of her dress in all it's glory, as well as herself with her new husband and her new mum. Who, incidentally, is about three decades younger than the daughter's new hubby. Which isn't weird whatsoever, is it?
It's a good dress, to become fair
It's not the very first time Hugh's attempted to take Crystal up the aisle either. The happy couple were due to get hitched back in June 2011, but Crystal known as the whole thing off (possibly at the idea of seeing Hugh's crinkly old bottom) days before the ceremony, depsite the fact that a copy of Playboy with her on the front and the headline 'Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner' had been winging its method to stores around the globe.
After the split, Crystal went on the infamous Howard Stern radio show (you know, the one celebs continue when they want to say something totally wild and controversial) where she discussed their sex life, revealing that they'd only ever got serious once.
Crystal's mum with her new son-in-law. Who's about 30 years older than her. Bet she's thrilled
"It lasted like about two seconds," she said. "I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not switched on by Hef. Sorry."
But only one month later Crystal had reconsidered and agreed to give the wedding thing another shot. We can't imagine why. Nothing to do with his banking account, we're sure.
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